How to read opponents hole cards

indiana · **Posts:** 7622 **Favourite Bot:** V12

We don't have "off-topic" or lame jokes forum, so I post this PM I got here:

Quote:

Hi Indiana,

I hope you dont mind answering one more question for me.

Can I "make" or purchase a program that reads opponents hole cards ?

Ive been so badly at times by certain players that I feel very strongly that they actually know what my hole cards are.

Im well aware of "variance" and lucky fish but when its only certain players that consistently play perfectly then I have to wonder if they can actually see my hole cards.

Im well aware of the "super user" accounts at AP and UB where they can read hole cards but I'm a low stakes player and dont feel that they would play anything other than high stakes but I swear Im being "watched" by certain players and they even gloat about so I dont feel they are bots .

The reason I chose to ask you is that from reading your posts its quite clear that if anyone could point me in the right direction then it would be you.

If you can help then that would be great but if not I certainly thank you for your time and your reply to my previous question.

Thanks again, Nikki

Nikki, thank you for your judgement (that I'm "the best one to point you in the right direction"). But as you can see it now (and that answers your question): You have a perceptioin problem. Work on it.

acidie · **Posts:** 74 **Favourite Bot:** ...

indiana wrote:

We don't have "off-topic" or lame jokes forum, so I post this PM I got here

I think you're being to hard on Nikki, everyone knows that people who write pokerbots are leet hackers. Right now I'm reading the hole cards on Party Poker with a hacked NSA satellite.

-acidie

Timmy · **Posted:** Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:27 am

Seems like everyone (and their brother) who plays online poker thinks that it's hacked.

indiana wrote:

We don't have "off-topic" or lame jokes forum

Maybe you should start one. It might be nice to have a few off topic posts, get to know each other a little, it might grow the community closer. Heck, we could even speculate who is a casino employee, or who is a robot

(if robots ruled the world, would casinos ban them from using human slaves to play online poker?).

indiana · **Posts:** 7622 **Favourite Bot:** V12

I was generally against having off-topic forums. But I guess I will create one, within this general forum, however, I'll call it "Junk". I hope this is acceptable compromise

Agh, and by the way, I'll sticky this thread. So take care how you present yourself to 99% of the poker population [the one, that usually thinks that reading hole cards and developing a poker bot are not really something different].

acidie · **Posts:** 74 **Favourite Bot:** ...

indiana wrote:

Agh, and by the way, I'll sticky this thread. So take care how you present yourself to 99% of the poker population [the one, that usually thinks that reading hole cards and developing a poker bot are not really something different].

I wasn't joking, I really control an NSA satellite that reads peoples hole cards. In fact I just got another one that reads people minds.

Right now your thinking I'm full of shit.

-acidie

dipitlow · **Posts:** 65 **Favourite Bot:** mine

acidie wrote:

Right now your thinking I'm full of shit.

OMG you can really read my mind!!!

admin · **Posts:** 57 **Favourite Bot:** IndianaV8

Welcome to Pokar AI Junk.

I will kindly ask you to stay off-topic in line with the spirit of this forum. Serious deviations from this rule may lead to you being warned, and the topic being moved to the general forum, or even to level 1.

matrix · **Posts:** 21

Acidie's "read your mind ... full of shit" posting was a joke, and quite a good one if you like 'clever' humour (not everyone does). I wish the thread had not then developed as it did.

EDIT: The thread was subsequently cleaned up, so for later readers the above observation may not make much sense.

Regards
M.

indiana · **Posts:** 7622 **Favourite Bot:** V12

matrix wrote:

Acidie's "read your mind ... full of shit" posting was a joke, and quite a good one if you like 'clever' humour (not everyone does). I wish the thread had not then developed as it did.

Regards
M.

Most certainly, Matrix. What temporary was in this thread was either due to some kind of hack, or software issue. Or could be I was totally drunk on 17th of Jan when I wrote this so I replied to the wrong post.

What I wrote, and was in this thread for a while, was part of entirely different topic, a very very long discussion (private) we had with acidie. Let me investigate, as w.r.t. the humour obv it was a good joke.

indiana · **Posts:** 7622 **Favourite Bot:** V12

OK, looking at several backups of pokerai.org after 17th of Jan, it seems that I wrote what I wrote. And it seems I indended it to be a PM (I mean versus the option of forums being hacked) - along huge long private discussions we had with acidie on the Life, the Universe and Everything.

Nah, acidie - apologies for this shit staying around in public for month+.

acidie · **Posts:** 74 **Favourite Bot:** ...

indiana wrote:

Nah, acidie - apologies for this shit staying around in public for month+.

Don't worry about it. All is forgotten.

-acidie

xtr_trek · **Posts:** 11 **Favourite Bot:** pokerbot

You should sell access memberships to the NSA satellite for $55 to read holecards, you would make a killing !

altair · **Posts:** 76 **Favourite Bot:** Poki

Are we allowed to say fuck in this thread?

I should put this question as my signature for the forum

Bravefart · **Posts:** 12 **Favourite Bot:** BubbleBoy

am i too much of a nerd or a geek if a first thing that sprung to mind at the question "How to read opponents hole cards" was "who cares?? when you know his range you'll know your odds..."

indiana · **Posts:** 7622 **Favourite Bot:** V12

But if you know his hole cards - it's an improvement, isn't it?

J/K.

Panik · **Posts:** 270 **Favourite Bot:** OpenHoldem

acidie wrote:

indiana wrote:

We don't have "off-topic" or lame jokes forum, so I post this PM I got here

I think you're being to hard on Nikki, everyone knows that people who write pokerbots are leet hackers. Right now I'm reading the hole cards on Party Poker with a hacked NSA satellite.

-acidie

This is why I always wear my tinfoil hat when I play poker.

0svald · **Posts:** 325 **Favourite Bot:** Donbot

Bravefart wrote:

am i too much of a nerd or a geek if a first thing that sprung to mind at the question "How to read opponents hole cards" was "who cares?? when you know his range you'll know your odds..."

Short answer: Yes
Long answer: Yes you are

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Ciclone · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:53 pm

This is very commom,

I play alive tournaments and all the time i am listening from people that some guys have Super accounts because they allways wins their worst hand.

For me its statistical, but for many and many people this is why the blame the online poker !!

indiana · **Posts:** 7622 **Favourite Bot:** V12

Seriuz discussion developing here ... watch out to not beat the consolidated 2+2 "Online poker is rigged" thread ...

BlueSilicon · **Posts:** 447 **Favourite Bot:** Mine, of course!

Wish I had seen this thread before posting here: http://www.pokerai.org/pf3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3098

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